That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's more info like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe that just occurred. Seriously, I feel I'm going to pass out! All of it was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?